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» Some days you just can't win
dad2paisley
 Posted: Sep 28 2010, 04:22 PM
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There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it all down
in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late
to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a
drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve.. Then
you, you jack-ass, you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me... how's your day going?"

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 Posted: Sep 28 2010, 04:34 PM
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 Posted: May 24 2011, 12:20 PM
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